
i swear, a lot.
i work way to much.
i probably don't like you.
i contribute to global warming.
i own a sweet pink bear towel.
i am the definition of an orgasm.
i use ungodly amounts of hair spray.
i train pigs to do tricks; such as, anorexia and bulimia.
i consume unhealthy amounts of cinnabon, EVERYDAY.
i slap 9 prostitutes a day to make my pimp-hand strong(er).
i once owned a thousand slaves, black in the day.
i drink rockstars like they're going out of style.
im really into that whole fghujbjhvsdag thing.
i smoke a pack of cigarettes a day.
im addicted to my cell phone.
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